23 Craps of Mine

This writing is consider a crap because it's a list of  unimportant things about me that you could die after discover it. And you’ll literary get nothing after reading this, except;

a. You’ll distaste me

b. You’ll still like me, that made you crazy

c. You might have an idea to write your own version of crap

YOU HAVE BEEN WARN

• I sleep better without pillow

• My eyes are half-open when I'm sleeping. Kinda creepy, huh

• I’m madly in love with spicy food

• I give up social media just because people are so fussy about me

• I love strawberry's milk, I haven’t tried the coconut delight though, I might also like it

• My shoes didn't survive my toes, they always wreck after half a year

• I ruined my wardrobe every time

• I rarely succeed buying a proper apparel, on my own

• My teeth had 3 holes, and I haven’t tasted the hell-pain for about eight years

• I'm a coffee person, with milk on it, a lot

• I sweating a lot

• I only act ridiculous to people who ever saw me cry or witnessed me from having a fart

• I often feel out of place among sarcastic people, their rudeness kill my kindness

• I always do a mind game, wondering what will I do if I'd be that person

• I sometimes wonder how people think about me, but never give a dang about it

• I often giggle to a funny thing across my mind without anyone concern

• I had troubles when it comes to stay in touch with old friends

• I think it's a useless thing to do: crying under the rain

• My weird smile is a present from my parents when they're about to abort my outward

• I can’t ride a motorcycle, and never will, because Jakarta's traffic cursed me

• I like to turn money into origami-shirt 

• Reading soft-porn is a guilty pleasure 

• I prefer watching an animation movies in cinema, because it’s worth

• I think horror movies is a forth-world crap

• ‘Try a bungee jumping’ is a top three of my "things I should try before I die" list

• I think religion is very important, finding the God is more important 

• This is crap: I'm  Sagittarian, and I had no idea what I’m gonna do about it

• I wanna learn Parseltongue, since I get into Slytherlin on Pottermore

• I wear casual make-up once in a day, and never re-touch it

This is the end of the crap, the list might be increasing. If you're interesting to made your own crap, please tag me, I'd love to read your crap, ugh :v

*image source: moofookimbob